<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9780499</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:56:27.168-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Creator</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joecreator.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9780499/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joecreator.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Patrick Anderson</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5339/433/400/DSCN8158-crop.0.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9780499.post-110399062972786541</id><published>2004-12-25T07:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T09:41:48.973-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Creator</title><content type='html'>Music &amp;amp; Lyrics by Patrick Anderson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once upon a genesis&lt;br /&gt;Authors of the word insist&lt;br /&gt;Earth and Heaven came to be&lt;br /&gt;Sponsored by the Deity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you think they fabricated&lt;br /&gt;How it all originated&lt;br /&gt;Could it be their motivation&lt;br /&gt;Was to tame the population?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS:&lt;br /&gt;Joe Creator show your face&lt;br /&gt;Can’t you let the human race&lt;br /&gt;Understand the mystery&lt;br /&gt;Without all the history?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father of eternity&lt;br /&gt;Who wrote your biography?&lt;br /&gt;Did they let you proof the book&lt;br /&gt;Maybe you should take a look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who is Adam, who is Eve&lt;br /&gt;How could they be so naïve&lt;br /&gt;All of us are born with sin?&lt;br /&gt;That’s a bogus origin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are we good or are we bad&lt;br /&gt;Are you happy, are you sad&lt;br /&gt;If you know what lies ahead&lt;br /&gt;Why don’t we just stay in bed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since your love is absolute (and)&lt;br /&gt;Merciful beyond refute&lt;br /&gt;What about the fiery vat&lt;br /&gt;Who the hell came up with that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHORUS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Preachers spread the fear of God&lt;br /&gt;As they petrify and prod&lt;br /&gt;All the faithful to comply&lt;br /&gt;Without ever asking why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Humbled by their guilt and shame&lt;br /&gt;Tortured by the smoke and flame&lt;br /&gt;If salvation has a price&lt;br /&gt;Will their 10% suffice?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it your interpretation&lt;br /&gt;Women cannot lead a nation&lt;br /&gt;What about a congregation&lt;br /&gt;Isn’t that discrimination?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What’s your stance on evolution&lt;br /&gt;Preacher needs a new solution.&lt;br /&gt;How could Noah just ignore&lt;br /&gt;Every living dinosaur?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ministries refuse to face (that)&lt;br /&gt;Charles Darwin made his case.&lt;br /&gt;Do the other primates mind&lt;br /&gt;Sharing trees with humankind?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the work of Mr. Hubble&lt;br /&gt;Genesis has been in trouble&lt;br /&gt;Why are bible lovers leery?&lt;br /&gt;You’re the BANG in (the) Big Bang theory!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you mould our image first (or)&lt;br /&gt;Do we have it all reversed?&lt;br /&gt;Are you black or are you white&lt;br /&gt;Would we know you at first sight?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if you did not exist.&lt;br /&gt;Would the franchise still persist?&lt;br /&gt;That’s not so incredible&lt;br /&gt;When your god’s invisible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doesn’t it make perfect sense (to)&lt;br /&gt;Get the scarecrows off the fence?&lt;br /&gt;All of Oz would be more certain&lt;br /&gt;If you’ll just pull back the curtain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I had to make a guess&lt;br /&gt;I’d be tempted to profess (that)&lt;br /&gt;Witnessing you with my eyes&lt;br /&gt;Illuminates a thousand lies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the “martyrs” scream your name&lt;br /&gt;Just before they kill and maim (but)&lt;br /&gt;Do you really give a damn&lt;br /&gt;Who occupies the promised land?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People try to drag you in (to)&lt;br /&gt;Mitigate their mortal sin&lt;br /&gt;If you get a moment free&lt;br /&gt;Send ‘em all to hell for me.*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHORUS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell us how to picture you&lt;br /&gt;Are you red or are you blue&lt;br /&gt;What’s the reason you conceal&lt;br /&gt;How you look and how you feel?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Won’t you let us take a peak&lt;br /&gt;Can’t you let us hear you speak?&lt;br /&gt;Everybody wants to know&lt;br /&gt;When you’re gonna start the show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Copyright 2004 Patrick Anderson&lt;br /&gt;All Rights Reserved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other blogspots by Patrick Anderson:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.patrickanderson.blogspot.com/"&gt;Patrick Anderson&lt;/a&gt;, a general blogspot for discussing all sorts of social, political and current event issues. Comments welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.standforsomethin.blogspot.com/"&gt;You Gotta Stand for Somethin'&lt;/a&gt;, a song blog about terrorism, war, religion, human rights, racism, abortion, and other important issues of our day. Comments welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.silentpride.blogspot.com/"&gt;Silent Pride&lt;/a&gt;, a song blog lamenting the displacement of Native Americans by the European quest for territory and dominance. Comments welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.soldiersoldiertribute.blogspot.com/"&gt;Soldier, Soldier--A Tribute&lt;/a&gt;, a song blog paying tribute to the men and women of the armed forces who lay their lives on the line in defense of freedom. Comments welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.obediahspromise.blogspot.com/"&gt;Obediah's Promise&lt;/a&gt;, a song blog about a wandering dreamer filled with imagery about love, loneliness, and pain. 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